Weekly award for any display of Evil Genius Parenting (or honourary parent). Facebook post or Tweet me with the details.
I promised you a great award this week and I *usually* deliver on my promises. Most times. At least I am this time. This special award is this week awarded to Shae’s Mum. Shae is a blogger over at Free Range in Suburbia. Shae is pretty cool and has some […]
You are all pathetic. Seriously – are you on your best behaviour this week or what? I haven’t heard of a single example of awesome evil parenting all week. Given, I’ve been sick – but C’MON!! You all REEK with potential. Now get your butts and do something about it. […]
Mother of LEGO. I just found another piece on the floor – with my foot. I completely respect the idea of creative (evil) genius. I love the battle droids that Sinister has been building all school holidays. I love the mini daleks that surrounded the […]
Have you ever stopped and wondered about the life skills you are teaching your spawnlings? Basic life skills that every one learns during their young formative years. Walking. Talking. Big-Baby-Eyes at grandparents. Framing siblings for obvious misdemeanors. What about wartime strategy? Yeah, that is definitely up there for any aspiring […]
My spawnlings are boys. Very boyish boys. Noise with dirt. Not afraid to attempt total annihilation. However, gender doesn’t really have a lot to do with it. Mainly because I was pretty much the same around that age. So I’ve been told. Me – I remember being an absolute delight, […]
It’s the start of a new year. Wahoo. Just turn the page already, and start with the 2013. In some areas of the world, kids have returned to school over the last week. In other parts of the world, parents ares still thinking of ways to outsmart their spawnlings for […]
Yep. Today is Tuesday. Yep. The day after Monday. Well, some crazy idea is floating around that if you are on your best behaviour, some fat freaky guy will give you a present. So, of course – the gullible minions have fallen for this trick. Makes it pretty difficult to […]
There is only so much “Cars” story-telling I can take. EG Dad says “Cars 2” is just as bad, even if it is about spies and big badda-booms. However, there are limited CDs that EG Inc can agree on for the car. In fact, it’s a toss-up between the torture […]
Elf. On the Shelf. You think I’m about to Dis the Elf. Nah. I am about to revel in its beautiful evilness. It is an amazing tool to encourage Evil Genius Parenting. You know you’re onto a good thing when you can find more bitchiness about an inanimate object than […]
True Evil Genius Parenting is recognised across nations, across cultures. True Evil Genius Parenting is not held back by any language barriers or territorial disputes. It is a style that elicits a natural response from your children, no matter where you are. When you are a True Evil Genius Parent, […]
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