Evil Genius Parent Award #12 – Universal Parenting

True Evil Genius Parenting is recognised across nations, across cultures. True Evil Genius Parenting is not held back by any language barriers or territorial disputes. It is a style that elicits a natural response from your children, no matter where you are. When you are a True Evil Genius Parent, your children are fully aware of the might and power that you exert to take over the world… and are fully prepared for whatever state the world is in when you eventually hand it down to them.

Why? Because they know you are an Evil Genius Parent – not to be messed with in any shape, manner, or form.

Kirsty R understands this – and she is in full training to perfect the art of Evil Genius Parenting. Surviving 4 kids, 20 suitcases and a beagle (Kirsty’s blog) should help her on the path. So this week, she receives the award: for her insight into Universal Parenting. In particular, she shares a story of guidance from a friend, reminding her of the most important skill for any Evil Genius Parent: the Believable Threat.

It is not enough to provide your child with The Threat for unacceptable behaviour. You have to ensure they believe you. Ensure they do not call your bluff.

Because otherwise, you must call upon the Secret of La Chancla.

Read Kirsty’s story and return to the path of Evil Genius Parenting.

You know you want to.

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2 thoughts on “Evil Genius Parent Award #12 – Universal Parenting

    • Your awesomeness over the last month alone gives you credit enough for two plugs – first being the blog main page, and second being the Universal Parenting post. Now stop being so awesome – I have sharks with laser beams… somewhere… behind the couch?

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