Evil Genius Parent Award #16

By Evil Genius Mum on January 9, 2013 • ( Leave a comment )

It’s the start of a new year. Wahoo.

Just turn the page already, and start with the 2013.

In some areas of the world, kids have returned to school over the last week. In other parts of the world, parents ares still thinking of ways to outsmart their spawnlings for the remaining 3wks of holidays.

And would you believe it – some Evil Genius Parent out there is willing to sell their secrets on the best ways to do it.

The Handbook for all aspiring Evil Genius Parents

This book was given as a gift to the Jenny G at Hopscotch Children’s Boutique. Personally, I know Jenny has some pretty evil plans bubbling away – so the only reason she would have this book would be to see if they had missed anything. Look carefully – the book already has a bit of wear-and-tear, and she’s only had it for 2 weeks!

Nevertheless, without a confessing author available, this week’s Evil Genius Parent Award goes to Jenny G. This could be a book of New Year Resolutions I may actually follow.

What tips do you have for ensuring your spawnlings are on the path to crazed evil genius?