I promised you a great award this week and I *usually* deliver on my promises. Most times. At least I am this time. This special award is this week awarded to Shae’s Mum. Shae is a blogger over at Free Range in Suburbia. Shae is pretty cool and has some […]
You are all pathetic. Seriously – are you on your best behaviour this week or what? I haven’t heard of a single example of awesome evil parenting all week. Given, I’ve been sick – but C’MON!! You all REEK with potential. Now get your butts and do something about it. […]
Mother of LEGO. I just found another piece on the floor – with my foot. I completely respect the idea of creative (evil) genius. I love the battle droids that Sinister has been building all school holidays. I love the mini daleks that surrounded the […]
I have received reports from minions in Queensland, Australia. Reports of extreme weather. I would love to claim credit for weather control, but alas – this one is natural causes. At the same time, minions in the UK are having extreme cold. What’s the point of these? Both sets of […]
Have you ever stopped and wondered about the life skills you are teaching your spawnlings? Basic life skills that every one learns during their young formative years. Walking. Talking. Big-Baby-Eyes at grandparents. Framing siblings for obvious misdemeanors. What about wartime strategy? Yeah, that is definitely up there for any aspiring […]
My spawnlings are boys. Very boyish boys. Noise with dirt. Not afraid to attempt total annihilation. However, gender doesn’t really have a lot to do with it. Mainly because I was pretty much the same around that age. So I’ve been told. Me – I remember being an absolute delight, […]
It’s the start of a new year. Wahoo. Just turn the page already, and start with the 2013. In some areas of the world, kids have returned to school over the last week. In other parts of the world, parents ares still thinking of ways to outsmart their spawnlings for […]
Come closer. I can’t talk very well at the moment. A little closer. Just a little. *cough* *splutter* *wheeze* *cough* Nothing better than germ warfare. Seriously though, I’ve been absolutely sick for the last 2 weeks. And I am so over it. Just before the seasonal “time off work” period […]
Yep. Today is Tuesday. Yep. The day after Monday. Well, some crazy idea is floating around that if you are on your best behaviour, some fat freaky guy will give you a present. So, of course – the gullible minions have fallen for this trick. Makes it pretty difficult to […]
Sinister’s teacher was a little unsure of the message behind his ‘End of Year’ Gift for her. (read: not Christmas because we celebrate Solstice instead) Sinister made a Crystal Star. A Borax Crystal Star. She was all, “Oh wow. It’s beautiful!”… until I mentioned that Borax is toxic and she […]
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