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Inaugural Evil Genius Parent Award

It is important… Nay, essential… for parents to be one step ahead of their children. That is even more apparent in the work of an Evil Genius. To encourage you all to reach your Evil Genius Potential, I have decided to acknowledge the great efforts of my servants with the EVIL […]

Nefarious is not just learning…

I love those moments when I am watching Nefarious in action, and those 30 seconds or so before the unsuspecting victim realises they have been duped… by a 3 year old. Brilliant. So proud. So, we’re at Nefarious’ sporty activities (Sport is a great way to take over the world […]

One Troll at a Time

“Don’t Feed the Trolls.” Really? Aw, c’mon! They’re so cute!! And they are the perfect size for a foot stool in front of my throne. But sometimes, they are a bit fat and smelly. Probably from sitting on their arse all day, troll-lol-lolling down the merry path of “I want […]

Evil Genius Tool #1 – Yoga

I have come to the conclusion that Yoga was created by an Evil Genius. Think about it. You attend a ‘class’ under some preconceived notion that what you are about to undertake will keep you healthy in body, spirit and mind. That alone is supposed to give you a little […]