How to conquer the world – one step at a time.
I expect to cop some major abuse on this one. But here me out. The man previously found guilty of killing Daniel Morcombe (and other atrocities) is currently appealing his case due to evidence issues. Judgement could be handed down today. The Case of Daniel Morcombe is unfortunately now one […]
Australia often has a bad rep for being a dangerous place – go read Terry Pratchett’s The Lost Continent. Spiders. Snakes. Crocodiles. Drop Bears. Cane Toads. Sheep. There are websites, twitter feeds, and Facebook pages dedicated to living in Australia. In primary school, I lived on an army base […]
As you can see, I take this blogging thing very seriously. … Sorry. Distracted by the sound of the jug boiling and realised I was due for my pre-siesta cold latte. … Okay, back to blogging. To be frank, I don’t know how regular bloggers do it. There are a […]
In case you missed the Public Safety Announcement, Zaltu is 18mths old. Those with kids know that this is when the crazy shit happens. The term “terrible twos” is misleading – it all starts at 18mths. But this time – surprisingly, it wasn’t Zaltu’s fault. At all. It was me, […]
Have you ever woken up at 2am and realised you had said something really stupid the day before? The type of thing where you start worrying about how the other person must be thinking of you, because you really put your foot in it? The kind where you literally can’t […]
iCloud is cloud service done right. So there’s a bunch of nude celebrity pics floating around the interwebs. Yes – titties. Big deal. I’m still breastfeeding Zaltu (teeth and all) so I flash my tits around town everyday. No-one is posting THAT on Tumblr. But these are NOT your usual […]
Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! EG Inc went to Supanova! And we’re now approved by Stan Lee! If ever you want to see the collective effort of social rejects to somehow band together and fit in, go to a Convention. NERDS UNITE AND DEFEND YOUR GEEKDOMS!! Be […]
Every town has one. That opportunity for the ‘country-folk’ to come and show the ‘city slickers’ how to milk a purse. Oh, how I love to watch the carnies take advantage of the fresh meat. And make some money. The flashy lights and showtime sounds feed the materialistic troll inside […]
“If you tell me the truth now, you’ll be in a lot less trouble than if I find out you lied later on.” It was quite clear that Sinister and Nefarious had been using their super-intelligent powers for evil, and for that I was very very proud. But I needed […]
If I see one more rose chocolate or pink sugar candy, I’m going to hit somebody with the closest book to hand. And I know many would love to see that. However, saying that – Valentine’s Day is another example of evil genius. Mix together the power of loneliness, the […]
Evil Genius Mum 