One Exhibition Show at a Time

Every town has one.

That opportunity for the ‘country-folk’ to come and show the ‘city slickers’ how to milk a purse.

Oh, how I love to watch the carnies take advantage of the fresh meat. And make some money. The flashy lights and showtime sounds feed the materialistic troll inside us like a shot of sherbet sugar straight to the vein.

The greatest trick of any show is coming out with your wallet in your pocket, but the spawnlings still smiling.

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Second greatest trick is having the spawnlings interested in something other than rides and showbags.

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Third greatest trick – NOT choking the living shit out of every annoying carnie with the craptastic plastic provided in the showbags, designed to last one carnie choke only.

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Of course, shows aren’t just about watching Carnies be entertained by common folk. There’s craft and food … and stuff.

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Bullshit.

There are rides. And there are show bags.

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And if you add food to that equation, make sure you do the rides first.

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