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EG Parent Award #54 – Honourary

Tonight’s award is not for parenting. In fact, this guy’s work is definitely not to be read aloud in front of the spawnlings, let alone at work. But if the story of his method is true, it is – to use an Australian colloquialism – “bloody genius”. Over the weekend, […]

EG Parent Award #53

Ohhhh… it has been awhile. But there is nothing like April Fools Day to bring out the Evil Genius in us all. I like it even better when you can combine April Fools Day with Easter. Previous years have included the Infamous Green Easter Egg Hunt, and last year was […]

One Hiatus at a Time

As you can see, I take this blogging thing very seriously. … Sorry. Distracted by the sound of the jug boiling and realised I was due for my pre-siesta cold latte. … Okay, back to blogging. To be frank, I don’t know how regular bloggers do it. There are a […]

One Children’s Shoe at a Time

In case you missed the Public Safety Announcement, Zaltu is 18mths old. Those with kids know that this is when the crazy shit happens. The term “terrible twos” is misleading – it all starts at 18mths. But this time – surprisingly, it wasn’t Zaltu’s fault. At all. It was me, […]

EG Mum v “The Baking Mum”

Well. Good to know where I stand, Zaltu. The minute Sinister and Nefarious are dropped at school, Zaltu knows it is her time. Parks are visited, pigeons are tormented, EG Senior Citizens are wooed. When we arrived at the playground, Zaltu made friends with another toddler. A toddler who had […]

EG Parent Award #52

I’m sitting here watching Zaltu eat her lunch with Aquaman’s Trident. Yes, I did give her a fork. But why on Earth would she want a mere fork, when she can use Aquaman’s Trident? Which of course led to me googling Batman Cutlery. Because why would you settle for Aquaman’s […]