Yes, I did give her a fork. But why on Earth would she want a mere fork, when she can use Aquaman’s Trident?
Which of course led to me googling Batman Cutlery. Because why would you settle for Aquaman’s Trident when you could have Batman cutlery?
But would you believe it, I only found one that actually fit the bill. And it is very witty.
So I give you: EG Parent Award # 52:
Thankyou to mrparis over on Flickr.
However, Sinister says this set doesn’t quite cut it (ho ho!) and wants to buy Zaltu this set instead:
In the meantime, I think she liked the Trident. And I dare you to take it off her.