Have you caught up with today yet? I’m still struggling back a couple of weeks. You know – when the school holidays began. I had dreams. I had plans: Of course, I had other tasks on my to-do list. One of which was set-up by my evil blogging mentor: Bruce at […]
Being an Evil Genius Parent is hard work. And sometimes, it’s the EG Parenting part that wears you out. Constantly thinking of entertainment that doesn’t lead to scorched earth and decontamination suits. So Award #48 (because let’s face it – my weekly updates have been a bit outside of … […]
Do you want to know my ultimate weakness? Well, no. Chocolate is more of a dietary requirement. I’m talking LEGO games. Primarily Travellers Tales on the Wii/Wii U console. I have them all – Batman (1&2); Indie; Marvel, and so forth… All except Star Wars. Because that sucked. Hard. I […]
Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! EG Inc went to Supanova! And we’re now approved by Stan Lee! If ever you want to see the collective effort of social rejects to somehow band together and fit in, go to a Convention. NERDS UNITE AND DEFEND YOUR GEEKDOMS!! Be […]
To be an Evil Genius, parent or otherwise, you need vision. You need to be able to predict the future, by understanding human behaviour and knowing how to manipulate them. As a parent, this is ESPECIALLY important. Think back to all the times your mum busted you just as you […]
Every town has one. That opportunity for the ‘country-folk’ to come and show the ‘city slickers’ how to milk a purse. Oh, how I love to watch the carnies take advantage of the fresh meat. And make some money. The flashy lights and showtime sounds feed the materialistic troll inside […]
Free Comic Book Day has come and gone, leaving naught by silent reading in its wake. If ever there was a time to conquer the geeks of the world, it would be the first Saturday of May. And let’s face it – is there really anyone else in the world […]
In years gone by (a looooong time ago, minions), people believed that evil things happened during eclipses. The Vikings believed their Sky Wolves were chasing the Sun and the Moon, sometimes even catching them. The delicious snack was an eclipse. Apparently. In Vietnam, it’s a very hungry frog out for […]
It just wouldn’t be a Festival of Chocolate without some evil – in the name of chocolate, of course. This year, I was inspired by a very sweet and thoughtful picture shared around the interwebs: Awwww. Now everyone gets the same amount of chocolate. Pathetic really. That’s just not … […]
“If you tell me the truth now, you’ll be in a lot less trouble than if I find out you lied later on.” It was quite clear that Sinister and Nefarious had been using their super-intelligent powers for evil, and for that I was very very proud. But I needed […]
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