Stories about whether I am managing the family or they are managing me.
The spawnlings have been genetically enhanced. They can smell weakness at 50 paces. However, if they think a damaged knee is weakness, then they need further education. Many moons ago, EG Grandma broke her leg in 3 places, all around the ankle. She was in a cast for about 2 […]
Only the brave sleep in our Evil Lair. And with YOUNG spawnlings, we don’t usually sleep well. Although… APPARENTLY – I fell asleep on the couch this afternoon. Whilst breastfeeding Zaltu. I say apparently, because I was only made aware of it when the spawnlings woke me. So, apparently, I […]
We already know how evil grandma can be. This is just the beginning. EG Inc has travelled 2500km into the pits of Hades (read: Nth Qld in Summer) to visit family/demons. It’s bad enough that the heat is more repressive than a cooked laboratory, but now EG Grandma is taking […]
EG Dad is the brains of the outfit. He has escaped. And left me with the minions at EG Grandma’s place. That’s right – we made it all the way to Grandma’s house, without tossing our cookies, only to discover the wolf disguised in a 4yo kid costume with a […]
She’s 6wks old and has already thrown down her gauntlet. Zaltu is definitely living up to her name and causing mischief. EG Dad has only ever once come home from work and asked what I did during the day. He lived to tell the tale, and warn others against such […]
My sanity does not come cheap. These school holidays, it worked out to be about $48. Each school holidays the spawnlings are allowed one movie day. Their choice of movie; their choice of junk food; their choice of who is dragged along with them. This time the choice was Disney’s […]
Good grief! EG Mum is going all ‘health lecture’ on us? Just shut up and enjoy your soundless breathing, minion. You have no idea how good you have it. Anyone with asthma or allergies will tell you how much of a bitch it can be during the ‘change of seasons’. […]
Evil Genius Inc has a new member – Spawnling #3 arrived very early last Saturday morning. Figures. Ruining my weekend sleep-in from her first day. As with any spawnling, she now needs a name. In the same style as Sinister and Nefarious. So I thought I might open it to […]
Do you have a pet? A fluffy puppy? An evil cat? At Evil Genius Inc, we have three. Yes – 3. And today, I really REALLY regret each of them. You see, we have dragons. Yes – Dragons. Oh, alright – if you want to spoil the magic. They are […]
ERMERGHERD!!!! IT TASTES SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!! *Ahem* As you were. So, as discussed last night in the initial Hail to the Bacon post, I decided to create a bacon-based quiche to truly respect the awesome-ness of Bacon Week in Australia. Awesome little country that. Has a whole week for bacon. Now that’s […]
Evil Genius Mum 