Evil Genius Mum
- Taking over the world, one blog post at a time
As you can see, I take this blogging thing very seriously. … Sorry. Distracted by the sound of the jug boiling and realised I was due for my pre-siesta cold latte. … Okay, back to blogging. To be frank, I don’t know how regular bloggers do it. There are a […]
In case you missed the Public Safety Announcement, Zaltu is 18mths old. Those with kids know that this is when the crazy shit happens. The term “terrible twos” is misleading – it all starts at 18mths. But this time – surprisingly, it wasn’t Zaltu’s fault. At all. It was me, […]
Normally, we have blue sky – sunshine, lollipops and rainbows and everything. Well, you get the idea. Lovely weather. The type of weather that entices you towards world domination … If it just wasn’t so damn cruise in your high wing-backed chair… But not today. No, today is day 3 […]
Big Hero 6 From what I am hearing, this is going to be the movie of Holidays. Of course, it has yet to open in Australia. Not until Boxing Day. Which is driving many minions insane. But not me. Oh no. This is a great bargaining tool for the spawnlings. […]
You had us at “TARDIS technology”. This ended up being one of the easiest decisions ever made. Seriously though, big kudos to the participants. We had colour. We had speed. We even had a tribute to Daft Punk. So we nabbed a few bonus EG trinkets to send out to […]
Well. Good to know where I stand, Zaltu. The minute Sinister and Nefarious are dropped at school, Zaltu knows it is her time. Parks are visited, pigeons are tormented, EG Senior Citizens are wooed. When we arrived at the playground, Zaltu made friends with another toddler. A toddler who had […]
I’m sitting here watching Zaltu eat her lunch with Aquaman’s Trident. Yes, I did give her a fork. But why on Earth would she want a mere fork, when she can use Aquaman’s Trident? Which of course led to me googling Batman Cutlery. Because why would you settle for Aquaman’s […]
World Domination is on hold (again) while I clean up the mess. It was supposed to be a simple task. Paint the storage box to fit in with other geeky paraphernalia. I set out to do this: And ended up doing this: Seriously. All I did was grab the bottle […]
Being Evil Genius Mum, I am all about inspiring spawnlings to create, invent and dream!! Now, I know there were a lot of dreams bursting with this news of Tony Hawk’s Hoverboard prank but it made me realise – there is still the dream. What better way to inspire dreams […]
Hmm. Been awhile. Again. Well, when you have the choice between blog and sleep – ZZZZZZZZZZ Since EG Lair became a crucible for mixing together every fraking childhood illness in the immediate area, sleep has become that rare commodity I would ransom the moon for. At first, I was stunned […]
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