Evil Genius Mum
- Taking over the world, one blog post at a time
If you really want to create your own world to conquer and command, you need to do some prep work. For those tuning in for the first time (slackers): Sinister has chosen to build his own self-sustaining terrarium for a science project. He has already researched what he needs and […]
Why, Mr Turnbull. You Valentine Troll. 😜 Isn’t love grand? Especially on St Valentine’s Day, when the heathens finally bring together the two great elements of the Goddess Aphrodite: Superficial Love and Spending Stupid Amounts of Money. Of course, the Australian Prime Minister Mr Malcolm Turnbull is an old-fashioned […]
Sinister is starting off his school year by creating his own world to command and conquer. I like this teacher already. Sinister is in Year 5 OC (Opportunity Class – like a Gifted program in the public school system). In Science they are studying Space – Significant astronomers; Creation of […]
I know, I know. Forensic Fridays took a weeeeeee holiday of late. However, they are starting up again. And mostly because of Sinister (now 9yo). We have returned to school (in fact, we are Week 3, I think), and already the EG-spawnling has received a rather hefty assignment (more on his […]
Well, that was something I hadn’t planned on for my holidays. Giving the trumpet a bath. No. That’s not a euphonium, or a euphemism. Let’s just take a step back first. If you are new to the blog, you may not know my parenting style or life purpose. In summation, […]
G’day Australia. ‘Straya Day tomorrow. You have the day off. It’s Summer. And at least some of the country will have nice weather (it’s a big country; anything is possible). Nice time to stop and think about what makes you an Aussie. Of course, Deadpool is already in on the […]
I survived the Back To School Shop. That should be emblazoned on a tshirt and worn with pride. With a bloody medal. Bloody because my wounds are still fresh. And you should see the other guy. Right now, we are T-minus one week to school starting. To be frank, we […]
We all have that one story… Okay, I have at least a dozen. The “I had a great idea from the interwebs and totally nailed it!” story. What is that?!? Oh, that was just my attempt at a Charmander cake for Nefarious – and of course I ran out […]
Sweet spawnling awake until 10pm? Or hellish afternoon that ends at 7pm? Which would you choose?
Look, if you are going to have a creepy Elf on the Shelf in your house, at least do it right. And then you can have an EG Parent Award.
Evil Genius Mum 