Sinister is back at school on Wednesday. Nefarious starts next Monday.
And I’ll be left alone with Zaltu. The Goddess of Strife herself.
All 5 months of her.
So of course, I started looking at Mummy-and-Me classes. Let’s see what’s available in our area:
101 Baby Electronics? Nope
Baby Bounce-off-the-Walls? Not yet
Dancetime (BYO Torture Tutus)? Teacher is still on stress leave for another 3 months.
And it appears I’m not the only one having trouble finding the right class. Dani over at Cloudy with a Chance of Wine has hit her quota of crappy kids classes.
She has 10 reasons why Mummy-and-Me classes suck. #6 sings to my dark, dark, soul.
Reminds me of the hell I went through with Sinister and Nefarious.
But honestly, it’s pretty equal on the level of Evil Genius Monologue Torture. Classes, or stay home with Zaltu?
I reckon I can handle the class if we can wear one of these: