There are certain phrases that are music to my ears: Mum, that’s just evil. Honey, the kids are finally asleep. And… Fine, I’ll be the Red Shirt, but only this time!! EG Dad is partaking in NERF War with Sinister and Nefarious. Z is sleeping on my shoulder, oblivious to […]
Yep. This week is about sex. I have not laughed so hard as I did reading not one, but TWO blog posts featuring sex. That is not to be misinterpreted as a reflection on EG Dad, but more like parenting in general. Especially with kids. And the hormonally imbalanced (read: yep, […]
You are all pathetic. Seriously – are you on your best behaviour this week or what? I haven’t heard of a single example of awesome evil parenting all week. Given, I’ve been sick – but C’MON!! You all REEK with potential. Now get your butts and do something about it. […]
Mother of LEGO. I just found another piece on the floor – with my foot. I completely respect the idea of creative (evil) genius. I love the battle droids that Sinister has been building all school holidays. I love the mini daleks that surrounded the […]
I have received reports from minions in Queensland, Australia. Reports of extreme weather. I would love to claim credit for weather control, but alas – this one is natural causes. At the same time, minions in the UK are having extreme cold. What’s the point of these? Both sets of […]
Evil Genius Mum 