Did you really think I would forget about World Chocolate Day? It’s the most wonderful day of the year! A day to enjoy, explore, and excite your taste buds with a gift from the gods themselves: chocolate. However, you cannot truly celebrate World Chocolate Day with ordinary chocolate purchased at […]
It doesn’t matter what the Universe throws at us, I know at least one of our spawnlings loves me–the one who made me Lava Candy!!
I can’t even blame this one on the spawnlings. About a month ago, I developed a twitch in my left eye-lid. Just a small little spasm. A little involuntary movement, too small for anyone to see but enough to BUG THE ABSOLUTE S#!T OUT OF ME!! *sigh* At the time, […]
Ugh. I feel so crappy lately. It’s hard taking over the world when you are struggling to conquer your own parental guilt. I’ve been so focused on getting the spawnlings through the school term (with chest infections and teething nights and stuff) – I forgot to keep the fun in […]
It just wouldn’t be a Festival of Chocolate without some evil – in the name of chocolate, of course. This year, I was inspired by a very sweet and thoughtful picture shared around the interwebs: Awwww. Now everyone gets the same amount of chocolate. Pathetic really. That’s just not … […]
Our spawnlings, Sinister (7) and Nefarious (4) are still a little young for Alien. Pity. Because we’re in the final month of #3’s tenancy and I’m feeling more and more like this: Now, being an Evil Genius is hard work. Some may consider it easier when you look like you […]
I’ll be honest with you – we don’t celebrate Easter, per se. For Evil Genius Inc, it’s a 4-day long Festival of Chocolate. A long weekend of sleep and chocolate. The only thing we truly consider worthy of celebrating is the honorary sleep-in that EG Dad and I score on […]
EG Grandma has just left the building. It was a flying visit (hold off on the broomstick jokes, people) – EG Grandma extended a stopover in town from a couple of hours to almost 24 hours. Just enough time to visit the spawnlings, spoil them rotten, give them tips on […]
Ssssshhhhhh. Last week was locked up in the Evil Genius dungeon. This week isn’t looking much better. My attempts at meteor-collision with Earth failed. EG Dad is being all understanding and compassionate. And even the spawnlings’ teachers are telling me how fantastic, mature, and responsible they are at school/preschool. With […]
Evil Genius Mum 