Things I have found that would fit perfectly in the life of an Evil Genius.
Do you read bedtime stories with your kids? You are an Evil Genius Parent, setting your spawnlings up with an unfair advantage and must be stopped!! Apparently. *shrug* meh Look, we’ve had many people harping about the benefits of reading But recently some one let ALL the crazies out of […]
Sofa. Couch. Lounge. Apparently there are subtle differences to distinguish between the three, but I don’t care. I’m calling it a sofa today. Wait. Nope. I’m wrong again. 20mth old Zaltu, Goddess of Mischief and general toddler-behaviour, has just corrected me again. It’s the Bat Cave. And yes, these […]
You had us at “TARDIS technology”. This ended up being one of the easiest decisions ever made. Seriously though, big kudos to the participants. We had colour. We had speed. We even had a tribute to Daft Punk. So we nabbed a few bonus EG trinkets to send out to […]
Being Evil Genius Mum, I am all about inspiring spawnlings to create, invent and dream!! Now, I know there were a lot of dreams bursting with this news of Tony Hawk’s Hoverboard prank but it made me realise – there is still the dream. What better way to inspire dreams […]
It just wouldn’t be a Festival of Chocolate without some evil – in the name of chocolate, of course. This year, I was inspired by a very sweet and thoughtful picture shared around the interwebs: Awwww. Now everyone gets the same amount of chocolate. Pathetic really. That’s just not … […]
Umbrellas. The Final Frontier. Or at least at schools on rainy days. Sinister’s school attempts to discourage the use of umbrellas on rainy days. I simply do not understand why. They are the most useful arsenal you could have in the vicious world of school yards. Kids particularly love the […]
I’ll be honest with you – we don’t celebrate Easter, per se. For Evil Genius Inc, it’s a 4-day long Festival of Chocolate. A long weekend of sleep and chocolate. The only thing we truly consider worthy of celebrating is the honorary sleep-in that EG Dad and I score on […]
In the spirit of Christmas/Hanukkah/Solstice/Ninjamas, I walked away from this argument. However, in the spirit of Ninjamas, I definitely knocked her down a peg or two. “Oh EG Mum, what did you pick a fight over this time?” This woman was trying to convince me how Pokemon is evil. Naturally I […]
There is only so much “Cars” story-telling I can take. EG Dad says “Cars 2” is just as bad, even if it is about spies and big badda-booms. However, there are limited CDs that EG Inc can agree on for the car. In fact, it’s a toss-up between the torture […]
I swear – they were looking at me, like my kids were those kids. The kids at the park, trashing the place with over-the-top sugar-laced-with-red-colouring behaviour. Seriously – if you think my kids are those kids, then you have no idea what those kids are like. I so want to watch you in […]
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