I finally made time to sit down and watch the return of Doctor Who tonight. It’s the middle of school holidays here, with a gazillion things flying around our haphazardly scheduled lives. It would take a TARDIS with a bonus K-9 to find a spare moment for all of us […]
Estimated reading time: 5 minutes
Let’s be honest: I’m still recovering from Avengers: Infinity War (A: IW). Given I only saw A: IW a couple of weeks ago, it is still fresh in my mind. I, like many others, am desperate for a feel-good movie. Something to lighten the emotional weight now resting on my […]
Estimated reading time: 8 minutes
For years, I’ve been blaming the wrong person. For years, I have been teasing EG Dad about his need for structure and order. Clearly, our 17 years of non-fatal co-habitation shows he has mellowed over time, which has been good for him. Because there are very few neat-freak, organised perfectionists […]
Estimated reading time: 4 minutes
Horrible Histories know how to make pirates grossly appealing to kids – even at the Museum! Make it honest; Make it gross; Make it fun. Maritime Museum (Sydney) has all of that but only until 27 Apr 2016.
Estimated reading time: 3 minutes
Good morning and Happy Mother’s Day, you evil genius mothers. Every last one of you. Special call out to Anna Weatherup who received this: (As seen here) I don’t know what you did to earn these beauties, but I want to.
Estimated reading time: 22 seconds
Normally, we have blue sky – sunshine, lollipops and rainbows and everything. Well, you get the idea. Lovely weather. The type of weather that entices you towards world domination … If it just wasn’t so damn cruise in your high wing-backed chair… But not today. No, today is day 3 […]
Estimated reading time: 2 minutes
Hmm. Been awhile. Again. Well, when you have the choice between blog and sleep – ZZZZZZZZZZ Since EG Lair became a crucible for mixing together every fraking childhood illness in the immediate area, sleep has become that rare commodity I would ransom the moon for. At first, I was stunned […]
Estimated reading time: 3 minutes
To be an EG Parent, you have to stay one step ahead of the spawnlings. Sometimes it helps to build upon your experiences with Evil Genius siblings. Now, I have already shared with you my own sibling shitheadedness here however this week’s champ has definitely upped the ante. She brings […]
Estimated reading time: 1 minute
Being an Evil Genius Parent is hard work. And sometimes, it’s the EG Parenting part that wears you out. Constantly thinking of entertainment that doesn’t lead to scorched earth and decontamination suits. So Award #48 (because let’s face it – my weekly updates have been a bit outside of … […]
Estimated reading time: 1 minute