To be an EG Parent, you have to stay one step ahead of the spawnlings.
Sometimes it helps to build upon your experiences with Evil Genius siblings.
Now, I have already shared with you my own sibling shitheadedness here however this week’s champ has definitely upped the ante. She brings a whole new level of crazy evil genius to the party – and this wisdom should be treated with the respect it deserves. Cherish it, for it will give insight to the machinations of your spawnlings.
Introducing: How to be a Domestic Disgrace.
My favourite is #4:
4. Walkie Talkies – My parents bought Rob and I a walkie talkie set for Christmas one year in the hopes that it might foster a loving sibling bond. I mainly used mine to inform him that he was a wanker from various hiding places.
Now go and say hi. Carefully. From a distance.
No eye contact. That’s a live one, we have there.