To be an EG Parent, you have to stay one step ahead of the spawnlings.

Sometimes it helps to build upon your experiences with Evil Genius siblings.

Now, I have already shared with you my own sibling shitheadedness here however this week’s champ has definitely upped the ante. She brings a whole new level of crazy evil genius to the party – and this wisdom should be treated with the respect it deserves. Cherish it, for it will give insight to the machinations of your spawnlings.

Introducing: How to be a Domestic Disgrace.

My favourite is #4:

4. Walkie Talkies – My parents bought Rob and I a walkie talkie set for Christmas one year in the hopes that it might foster a loving sibling bond. I mainly used mine to inform him that he was a wanker from various hiding places.

Now go and say hi. Carefully. From a distance.

No eye contact. That’s a live one, we have there.

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