EGP Award #56 – Parenting Blindfolded
Parents of Young Children see shopping centres as something completely different to those without kids. I call them “Shopping Centre Landmines”.
Tweeny-Bopper Music That Won’t Make Me Lose My ****
Damn her. Multi-levels of Hell, damn her. Sinister’s teacher has usurped me as the cool role-model in his life. And she did it in such a sneaky, underhanded way that I don’t know whether to smack her down with the wrath of EG Mum… Or congratulate her. How, I hear […]
One Legal System at a Time
I expect to cop some major abuse on this one. But here me out. The man previously found guilty of killing Daniel Morcombe (and other atrocities) is currently appealing his case due to evidence issues. Judgement could be handed down today. The Case of Daniel Morcombe is unfortunately now one […]
One Lethal Yorkshire Terrier at a Time
Australia often has a bad rep for being a dangerous place – go read Terry Pratchett’s The Lost Continent. Spiders. Snakes. Crocodiles. Drop Bears. Cane Toads. Sheep. There are websites, twitter feeds, and Facebook pages dedicated to living in Australia. In primary school, I lived on an army base […]
EG Parent Award #55
Good morning and Happy Mother’s Day, you evil genius mothers. Every last one of you. Special call out to Anna Weatherup who received this: (As seen here) I don’t know what you did to earn these beauties, but I want to.
Evil Genius Parent Tool #8 – Reading
Do you read bedtime stories with your kids? You are an Evil Genius Parent, setting your spawnlings up with an unfair advantage and must be stopped!! Apparently. *shrug* meh Look, we’ve had many people harping about the benefits of reading But recently some one let ALL the crazies out of […]
Evil Genius Parent Tool #7 – The Sofa
Sofa. Couch. Lounge. Apparently there are subtle differences to distinguish between the three, but I don’t care. I’m calling it a sofa today. Wait. Nope. I’m wrong again. 20mth old Zaltu, Goddess of Mischief and general toddler-behaviour, has just corrected me again. It’s the Bat Cave. And yes, these […]
EG Parent Award #54 – Honourary
Tonight’s award is not for parenting. In fact, this guy’s work is definitely not to be read aloud in front of the spawnlings, let alone at work. But if the story of his method is true, it is – to use an Australian colloquialism – “bloody genius”. Over the weekend, […]
EG Parent Award #53
Ohhhh… it has been awhile. But there is nothing like April Fools Day to bring out the Evil Genius in us all. I like it even better when you can combine April Fools Day with Easter. Previous years have included the Infamous Green Easter Egg Hunt, and last year was […]
Review: LEGO Research Institute #21110
It’s frackin’ awesome! </end> I know, it’s 3 mini-figs in a cool scene, but there are some amazing bits and I love the ingenuity of the dinosaur skeleton. But the part that really made it for me – the instruction manual. Let’s start at the beginning: We received […]
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