Evil Genius Mum
- Taking over the world, one blog post at a time
Let’s get one thing straight – I was not paid for this review. I soooo wish that I was, because the tickets are expensive (we paid for the cheapies at $80 per seat). And I do not have any photos or video to share. What kind of hypocritical monster do you […]
Parents of Young Children see shopping centres as something completely different to those without kids. I call them “Shopping Centre Landmines”.
Damn her. Multi-levels of Hell, damn her. Sinister’s teacher has usurped me as the cool role-model in his life. And she did it in such a sneaky, underhanded way that I don’t know whether to smack her down with the wrath of EG Mum… Or congratulate her. How, I hear […]
I expect to cop some major abuse on this one. But here me out. The man previously found guilty of killing Daniel Morcombe (and other atrocities) is currently appealing his case due to evidence issues. Judgement could be handed down today. The Case of Daniel Morcombe is unfortunately now one […]
Australia often has a bad rep for being a dangerous place – go read Terry Pratchett’s The Lost Continent. Spiders. Snakes. Crocodiles. Drop Bears. Cane Toads. Sheep. There are websites, twitter feeds, and Facebook pages dedicated to living in Australia. In primary school, I lived on an army base […]
Good morning and Happy Mother’s Day, you evil genius mothers. Every last one of you. Special call out to Anna Weatherup who received this: (As seen here) I don’t know what you did to earn these beauties, but I want to.
Do you read bedtime stories with your kids? You are an Evil Genius Parent, setting your spawnlings up with an unfair advantage and must be stopped!! Apparently. *shrug* meh Look, we’ve had many people harping about the benefits of reading But recently some one let ALL the crazies out of […]
Sofa. Couch. Lounge. Apparently there are subtle differences to distinguish between the three, but I don’t care. I’m calling it a sofa today. Wait. Nope. I’m wrong again. 20mth old Zaltu, Goddess of Mischief and general toddler-behaviour, has just corrected me again. It’s the Bat Cave. And yes, these […]
Tonight’s award is not for parenting. In fact, this guy’s work is definitely not to be read aloud in front of the spawnlings, let alone at work. But if the story of his method is true, it is – to use an Australian colloquialism – “bloody genius”. Over the weekend, […]
Ohhhh… it has been awhile. But there is nothing like April Fools Day to bring out the Evil Genius in us all. I like it even better when you can combine April Fools Day with Easter. Previous years have included the Infamous Green Easter Egg Hunt, and last year was […]
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