I have been bribed into Indoor Play Centre Hell.
Nefarious was invited to a classmate’s birthday party at an indoor play centre: multi-level playground with soft-fall mats, trampolines, rock climbing walls… A kid’s dream!
And a parent’s nightmare!! So noisy! So crowded!!
I am down with the Mother of All Headcolds. Instead of staying here, I had planned to disappear and go shopping for a present for another party tomorrow, but the hosts showed Zaltu the play area for her age, and bribed me with free wifi and an open tab at the cafe. That’s right minions: FREE COFFEE!!
Clearly, I am very very cheap.
Seriously though, this is a great party they have put on for a bunch of 3rd-graders (around 8/9yo). Entertainment is included, along with food and drinks. And most parents will appreciate tiring the kids out just before bed.
Only glitch for our EG Family is the 1/2 hour drive home. I will have to feed Zaltu a chocolate bar to keep her awake, because if she naps even 10mins on the way home… Well, there goes any productivity tonight!
Damn you, EG Dad. My Mother’s Day present tomorrow better be awesome!!
Have you ever been to a kids’ indoor play centre? Share your survival tips!! I’m going to need alllllllll of them!!
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