T’was the night before Christmas, and even though I don’t even celebrate Christmas, I’m not completely immune to the last-minute-gift chaos for end of year celebrations. Pour yourself a drink because I have some ideas.
Kings Comics save your parenting butt during the school holidays with their Kings Kids Corps on 10 Jan 2016
Horrible Histories know how to make pirates grossly appealing to kids – even at the Museum! Make it honest; Make it gross; Make it fun. Maritime Museum (Sydney) has all of that but only until 27 Apr 2016.
I survived the Back To School Shop. That should be emblazoned on a tshirt and worn with pride. With a bloody medal. Bloody because my wounds are still fresh. And you should see the other guy. Right now, we are T-minus one week to school starting. To be frank, we […]
Our school Administrator is trolling me. I’m absolutely certain of it. This year – I promised EG Dad and Sinister to be on my best behaviour and NOT antagonise the Troll. No stomping over her bridge, so to speak. And then it all started at the beginning of the year […]
Yeeeeaaaah – comfy pants. Some parents cope with school holidays by sending the spawnlings on camp, or to grandparents. Other parents team up and share the ‘babysitting’ around – amateur hour. At some time, it’s your turn to have a dozen or so 10-year-olds all at once. The trick is […]
We already know how evil grandma can be. This is just the beginning. EG Inc has travelled 2500km into the pits of Hades (read: Nth Qld in Summer) to visit family/demons. It’s bad enough that the heat is more repressive than a cooked laboratory, but now EG Grandma is taking […]
EG Dad is the brains of the outfit. He has escaped. And left me with the minions at EG Grandma’s place. That’s right – we made it all the way to Grandma’s house, without tossing our cookies, only to discover the wolf disguised in a 4yo kid costume with a […]
Evil Genius Mum 