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Evil Genius Mum

Evil Genius Mum
- Taking over the world, one blog post at a time

Indoor Play Centre Hell

I have been bribed into Indoor Play Centre Hell. Nefarious was invited to a classmate’s birthday party at an indoor play centre: multi-level playground with soft-fall mats, trampolines, rock climbing walls… A kid’s dream! And a parent’s nightmare!! So noisy! So crowded!! I am down with the Mother of All […]

Nintendo Saved My Road Trip

I have just come back from a serious marathon road trip with the spawnlings, and my most favourite part of it all was the Nintendo 2DS. Well, that’s not completely true. The spawnlings were kind of fun as well.   I’ll be the first to admit I had my trepidations. […]

Evil Genius Protesting: Fun With Flags

Trump was at CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) last Friday. No surprise there. There was flag-waving at this Good Ol’ U S of A event. Again, no surprise. But did anyone have a good look at those flags?  Yessiree minions! That’s the Russian flag!! It took a few minutes (enough […]

Making Patterns Out Of Chaos

For years, I’ve been blaming the wrong person.  For years, I have been teasing EG Dad about his need for structure and order. Clearly, our 17 years of non-fatal co-habitation shows he has mellowed over time, which has been good for him. Because there are very few neat-freak, organised perfectionists […]

The Dental Cost of Pregnancy

I cracked a tooth.  Eating toasted fruit loaf.  And not some Han Solo in Carbonite level toasting. I’m talking lowest dial on the toaster. Warmed enough to melt the butter. With a sprinkle of cinnamon sugar.  To be fair, I cracked the filling. Yes, I have fillings. I have really […]