T’was the night before Christmas, and even though I don’t even celebrate Christmas, I’m not completely immune to the last-minute-gift chaos for end of year celebrations. Pour yourself a drink because I have some ideas.
Message from Zaltu (4yo): Santa is Dead. Spread the Word.
Look, if you are going to have a creepy Elf on the Shelf in your house, at least do it right. And then you can have an EG Parent Award.
I am not the person who writes wish lists to Santa. More likely I’m the person Santa comes to for advice. Face it: I don’t believe in the guy. At Evil Genius Inc, we don’t ‘kill’ the guy per se. We merely encourage the genius to disprove the myths. Or […]
Elf. On the Shelf. You think I’m about to Dis the Elf. Nah. I am about to revel in its beautiful evilness. It is an amazing tool to encourage Evil Genius Parenting. You know you’re onto a good thing when you can find more bitchiness about an inanimate object than […]
It’s amazing how excited everyone gets about Christmas. Carols and bad covers of said carols are played repeatedly throughout the stores. Snow-field decorations adorn every shopping strip (no matter which hemisphere you live in). And Santa visits each mall, ready to take photos and patiently listen to heavily-considered wish lists. […]
Evil Genius Mum 