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EG Parent Award #59 – My Lil’ Pumpkin

Halloween is just around the corner. Seriously. It’s like Saturday. This Saturday. If you haven’t organised yourself yet, you’re kind of in trouble. Or super-relaxed. In which case, I like your style. Pumpkin carving, however, is one of those Halloweeny things you really should have thought of earlier. Because now you’re tight on […]

One Bird at a Time

Here’s a statement I never imagined typing on my blog: Apparently, a bird shitting on you or your house is good luck.  Now, I don’t know if this is an Australian thing or an acceptable belief system around the world. But let’s go with it for a minute. It starts […]

Forensic Friday #7 – Archaeology

Life skills. It’s all about the life skills. And with spawnlings, it’s all about how you SELL those life skills. Today, let’s focus on cleaning. *that choking, warbling sound you may hear in the background is EG Dad as he cracks up laughing, then stumbles across the EG Lair, stepping […]

One Dodgy Travel Agent at a Time

Travel is very important in world domination. If you really want to take over a world, you need to know the world you are taking over. Take the Romans for example. Forget about Nero (though, we’ll come back to him another day – he is useful to our story-telling in […]