Every town has one.
That opportunity for the ‘country-folk’ to come and show the ‘city slickers’ how to milk a purse.
Oh, how I love to watch the carnies take advantage of the fresh meat. And make some money. The flashy lights and showtime sounds feed the materialistic troll inside us like a shot of sherbet sugar straight to the vein.
The greatest trick of any show is coming out with your wallet in your pocket, but the spawnlings still smiling.
Third greatest trick – NOT choking the living shit out of every annoying carnie with the craptastic plastic provided in the showbags, designed to last one carnie choke only.
Of course, shows aren’t just about watching Carnies be entertained by common folk. There’s craft and food … and stuff.
There are rides. And there are show bags.
And if you add food to that equation, make sure you do the rides first.