Evil Genius Parent Award #45

The greatest parenting advice ever given to me was from EG Opa:

Make sure your kids believe you are capable of anything.


Coming from a man with a State Champ Black Belt in Karate, I definitely believed he could do anything. Protector and chief strategist; I know he would fight to the death for me, while stealthy ninja stalking my last donut.

Sneaky bastard.

But this latest EGP Award recipient goes one better. It’s clear this parent “knows people” – people who can take care of it.

People like … The Tooth Fairy


This TF means business.

Of course, we already knew you don’t mess with the Tooth Fairy. But hey – things just got real.

I like their style.